Holiday!

Over this holiday I haven't stopped. I've been out of my house every day practically, Oh just to let you know I was rushed to hospital a few days ago.
Well your probably asking why, And the answer is *drum roll* I have no idea.
Basically I almost / did collapse when walking to my local garage. But then that night my brain was in over load it killed beyond belief. And so I had an ambulance come and 'try' to save me.
I've never been in an ambulance before and the first time I've been in one I was sick, not the best memory I think I will carry.
Anyway apart from going to hospital I've got a lot of plans for the holidays. Oh and sorry I haven't been updating this, I will keep trying!

Finally an adult.

I have officially left school and am on the journey to college. I’m proud at myself because I’ve finished my schoolwork and got good marks for it to. And on the 2nd of July I had my school prom. It was the best time I’ve ever had and the people I spent it with were amazing.

Anyway now I’ve told you what I’ve been doing I would also like to apologize because I haven’t written a blog in ages because I’ve been so busy with everything else. I just haven’t had the time and I’m sorry. But if I’m not writing these then come find me on something else like my Twitter, Blogtv or my Dailybooth.

Annoyance.

As you know I'm leaving school. So this means I need to finish my coursework and things to get my GCSE grades. And congratulations I've done it all. All I have to do now is go through it and check to see if I have everything so I get my C grades and above, although one subject has really pissed me off. Citizenship, public service skills and outdoor activities are all mixed in to one, so if you fail one of them you fail all three and don't get a grade. I've done all my coursework for each subject that means I should get a pass, however, outdoor activity's is pretty self-explanitry, you have to do two outdoor adventures and coursework to pass. I done the coursework but didn't do the outdoor activity's because of my bad back, and the doctor told me not to bother doing it. So because of this 'medical reason' I can’t pass and get my grade for it, so that means I'm one grade down. The teachers said that they are going to ask the 'bored' if I'm aloud to pass, but if they say no, I'm a bit screwed.

End of.

It’s finally coming to the end of my school days, well in secondary anyway. I think I’m going to miss my stupid little school, I’ll miss my friends, my teachers, oh but I definitely won’t miss the uniform or the hot summer days in a school blazer.
It will be sad when we leave, but most of us are going to the same college or to ones that are close to each other. I’m still going to talk to all the people I talk to now.
I’m also looking forward to prom now; I think it should be good. To me prom means the end of school, the end of being a horrible teenager and actually moving on to become an adult. And plus we all get to look snazzy in out dresses and suits.
So I wish everyone luck on their exams and then leaving to go to college.

Halloween ideas.

I have just come up with some amazing Halloween idea's for this year's Halloween. Yes I know it’s a little bit early but I don't care. Every year at Halloween I invite people round, have fun scaring little kids and then getting absolutely drunk on home made punch. If you didn't know already I'm actually quite handy when it comes to make up and performing arts make up, such as when I made the ugly sisters ugly for the school performance. Last year at Halloween I made me and my friends into zombies, it was easy and we scared so many people and got so utterly drunk. We all had so much fun with my house all smoky with the smoke machine and all scary with manikins standing in the garden. However the idea I’m having this year is going to be clowns. I'm going to mix the zombie cuts and blood with the costume of a scary clown. I told my friend and they said its a good idea and will scare so many people. I know I'm planning a bit early but it’s going to be the best Halloween ever.

Unmotivated.

Today has been a long day. I wanted to finish off my performing arts evaluation but I couldn’t really be bothered and plus I kept getting distracted by music and talking and a pigeon called Derek I named, who likes to sit at my window and ‘coo’ all day long.
And the only thing I can actually manage is updating my Twitter every two to three seconds. I’m becoming a Twitter freak.
My GCSE’s are taking place now, apparently I leave on the 4th of June, but knowing my luck I will probably still have to come in to do some sort of work. I mostly take BTEC courses; witch means it just coursework, no exams.
This week as well I need to revise, if I don’t I’m sure to fail maths.
I’m so distractible today, This blog is taking me ages to write because I’m trying to put some make-up on and also I’m being distracted by that because I’m talking to my Grandad. It’s just a big cycle of distractible-ness.
However I will try very hard to update everything I promise.

Exams and such!

I wish my exams would just finish; in fact I haven't even started them. I just really want to finish school and get on with my life instead of all this crappy revising and having nothing to do. I guess it's just bugging me. My bedroom door is making a funny noise because of the wind, where is all the sunny weather we are suppose to have! I want a tan! I think I’m just getting annoyed with all this revising and crappy weather and not having any money to go out and do things. My mum and dad keep nagging at me to get a job but I don't want one yet, when I get into college and things I will get one but for now I’m so busy revising and stuff.
I think all this stress has what's made me ill, I'm run down and feeling warn out all the time.
I just hope I pass my exams and can finally get on with my life. Now I'm going out because I need some air.

Um.

Today I woke up and felt like death, guess that’s not a good thing waking up like that. So I didn’t go into school today.
I bet your sitting there thinking ‘Cor blimey! She’s always ill ain’t she’ however you might not talk like you work on a market stall in the middle of London, or if indeed you say Cor blimey. Anyways, I’ve got these horrible headaches and stomach pains, oh and not to mention a cold sore the size or my rear end at the side of my mouth. I’m not happy at all.
But I was looking at ways to get rid of cold sores. And there was some strange ways of getting rid of it;
One of them was urine, I mean who’s really wants to put piss on your lip, it said it was a effective way of speeding up the healing process but I think I would rather have this for a few weeks the have the taste of piss in my mouth.
Another way it said was to put salt on the effected area, ARE YOU CRAZY! That would sting like a bitch. So that’s another one out the question.
Oh this one was my favourite, Tea bags. Putting a tea bag on your cold sore helps it apparently, What a bunch of ball, I bet the only thing it does is make you look like a idiot. And could you imagine the conversations you would have; what have you done today Kate? Ooh well I got tea bagged… Me think no for the tea bag solution.
I don’t know what to do, I don’t really want this for the next 14 days, Maybe I might move to Mexico, if everyone got swine flu they are bound to look worse then me.

Chessington is my second home.

Chessington world of adventures was immense. I screamed so much I can hardly talk. If you’re wondering why I went there its because it was a friends birthday party.
Half the time there I had to end up drip-drying because I was so wet from the rides that involved water. Everyone else was ok, but I was drenched.
What I’m basically saying was that it was great fun!
This ride I absolutely loved;


It was just a great day out to be honest. After it I still felt as if I was on a roller coaster.
So thank you Nicola for taking me, and hope you had as much fun as I did.

May 7th sucks!

Today has been so stressful; I want to run away somewhere, get drunk, shout at someone or actually beat someone like clay. I think by now you’ve guessed I’m not happy then?
It’s my friend’s birthday today and the whole day I was trying to be in a good mood for her because what she said the other day really got to me and made me want to actually make today feel good for her. But instead all I get inside of me is anger and frustration; I physically wanted to beat someone. No one particular but the fact was I just wanted to take my anger out on someone.
It started because I had a head ache, peoples voices in class was ringing in my head and I wanted to scream to tell them all to shut up, and also it was because I actually wanted to learn in a lesson, shocker I know but I would like to have a good future. I seemed rather snappy I guess, I notice now a few snide comments I said that might of actually seemed quite hurtful.
After this my day just got worse, having a P.E lesson doing nothing does drag by, but I did actually start to feel myself again, then there was more notice and I was hot and tired and wanted to just lay in my nice warm bed. After that I just wanted to be on my own, none of my friends around just me. Mostly because I was scared I was going to shout at my friends and that I really didn’t want to do, so most of the time I would walk away fast.
I guess that was the nice part of my day, after this it got so much worse. I ended up screaming at one of my friends because he had hit me in the eye more then once, then resulting in a black eye; I mean its not a horrible black eye, its just bruised and swollen, but I can cover it with make up. I wanted to cry when he done that, it felt like I was going to explode not because it hurt, it was because I felt shitty and angry.

I guess today has just been a long day, but it doesn’t help when you come home and your parents want to make you scream, talking about how you have no money all the time, and what I spend it on. They say it’s pointless and stupid what I spend my money on. Then when they give me money they blackmail me into trying to get it.
I wasn’t happy about that to be honest. But after going for a walk I calmed down again, I didn’t feel like crying and I just wanted to go to bed.
Oh! But I can’t have that can I, No, my boyfriend comes round and he gets a text saying horrible things and threatening him, in my case that is discrimination and it pissed me right off, it just put me in the mood to fight and kick and scream.
Now I’m here. Really not happy, writing this, that you probably don’t give a fuck about. But the reason I done it was because I thought if I write about my day, it might make me feel better. And Oh my god! It’s worked. You should try it sometime.

My addiction.

If you’re wondering about the title its ok, I don’t do drugs, and I suggest you don’t either. But I think I have a addiction, to hair dye. Well not just hair dye, I think I’m addicted to my hair. I try to keep it the same and I just can’t. I did say I was going to grow my hair, and that was going well, until I cut it into a bob. My addiction is like this, say if you get bored, you eat, or you watch TV or go out, but me I do something else, I get my hair done. I just can’t help it, I love the fact I can’t remember my own hair colour. I guess the other reason is because my mum does my hair because she’s a hair dresser, I would imagine if I had to pay to get my hair done I would be in some major debt by now, and I’m only 16 years old.
I only just realised today how much I have had my hair changed, I’ve had it all these colours;
- Brown with highlights
- Blonde
- Blonde with lowlights
- Pink
- Black
- Dark blue
- Dark brown
- Blonde and pink
- Light brown
- Purple
- Bleach blonde and purple
And that’s just the colour’s I can remember, I’ve also had all different hairstyles. Now can you start to see my point I’m making? I don’t think I can go a month without doing something new to my hair. But now I want my hair a different colour, at the moment its purple, but I want it this colour.

Now try and tell me I’m not addicted to something. Maybe it would be better if it was drugs lol.

Just another Quiz.

Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's harder than you think.

Pick Your Artist: Adam and the ants…

Are you male or female:
All Girl Action
Describe yourself:
Baby, Let Me Scream at You
How do you feel about yourself?:
Don't Knock It
Describe where you currently live:
Human Bondage Den
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?:
Room at The Top
Your favourite form of transportation:
A. N. T. S.
Your best friend is:
Desperate but Not Serious
Your favorite colour is:
Jolly Roger
What's the weather like?:
Catholic Day
Favorite time of day:
1969 Again
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Family of Noise
What is life to you?:
Friend or Foe
What is the best advice you have to give?:
Goody Two Shoes
If you could change your name, what would it be?:
B-side Baby
Your favorite food is:
Animals & Men
Thought for the Day:
Strip
How would you like to die?:
Killer in The Home
Your soul's present condition:
Cajun Twisters
The faults you can bear:
Ants Invasion
Your motto:
Can't Set Rules About Love

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to everyone who reads my blog's. Hope your all having a great Easter holiday.
I'm so happy its Easter, there’s so many upsides, such as great stuff on TV like Red dwarf and Dr who, also you get to go out and about and do what ever you wish, and also you get to scoff on lodes of chocolate and probably develop a serious health issue because your excuse is, ITS EASTER!
Back to the point, I love holidays, any kind of holiday as long as I get to have a good time. But Easter for some unknown reason is my favourite holiday, you get new flowers start to pop up out of the ground, you get little baby animals and best of all you start to get great weather.
But the only thing I don't like about Easter is the chocolate... I know its a shock but I don't really like a lot of chocolate, it give me really bad head aches and also I just get bored of them to be honest.
But that doesn't stop the rest of the world scoffing on so much chocolate that it could probably cover the moon. Anyway, my point is, Happy Easter!

Ranting, again.

I have a new hair cut, yet again. I think I get bored to easy, and what with my mother being a hair dresser it takes one word, some snipping, and I got a new hair style again. Well on the bright side it doesn’t cost me any money what so ever, but on the downside, I think it must be quite bad for my hair. Anyway, I’m sorry I haven’t been updating it as often as I used to, its just I’ve been revising and been going out so much I keep forgetting. So that’s why today I’m writing this because I have absolutely nothing else to do and thought I would update everything.
My day today has been boring, I really want to go out, get absolutely drunk so I can’t remember anything and basically just have fun, but I can’t. Tomorrow I need to go into school for extra lessons, like revision lessons so I can catch up on my maths, and so I can actually get a C grade in maths instead of the D grade I’ve been getting, but the problem is, I’m good at maths. Well not like a brain box, but I’m not bad. Most of the time I get how to do it and have to help other people in my class. So I just don’t understand how I keep getting D grade instead of the C grade I need for college and things. And what is with that as well, most colleges only accept you if you have C grades in maths and English, although English is ok because I write a lode of ballshit and get high marks for it witch is piss east to be honest, but with the maths! WHO IS THAT CLEAVER REALLY…? I think I’m just feeling the pressure, and it’s making me stressed. But tomorrow I really don’t want to go in school for 3 hours just of my teacher gabbling on about triangles and Pie (definitely not Pie if I’m hungry) The point is, I just can’t take much more stress… I have problems at home, mum and dad are moaning at me to get a job, and help round the house. I’ve got nothing to do most of the time and that stresses me out because I have to sit there thinking about what to do when I really don’t give a flying F**k to be honest. I Think I just need to sit down, read a magazine and go for a walk so I can just chill.

Emotional wreck.

Today I’ve realised many thing, there’s always someone who needs a hug. I think I have been through a mountain of hugs today; I’ve been sharing the love! It has just been fully blown with emotion today. People are upset for other people, some people just break down at a single word, and some feel ill and just want to be alone.
But I’ve realised something extremely big today, and I know this blog I will probably regret because it sounds so utterly cheesy, but I’ve realised, no matter if someone does your brain in one day or if there loving the next, you always have to be strong for that person if they need you. And also, when someone says you will never understand, its true, but you can imagine the pain it puts that person through. And in my point of view, just give it some love!


(Cheesy ending I apologise, Dedicated to the one and only Nin nin!)

Hello, hola…Bonjor!

Well I’m still ill if you’re wondering, it’s quite depressing.
At the moment I can smell the freshly cut grass from next door and I haven’t been able to smell or taste anything for about a week, although I can taste food a second time when it comes back to say hello. Anyway to much info for the mind I think. Since I’ve been at home all week I’ve been updating things, I’ve been using my twitter and dailybooth a lot, even if I am ill, so check them out if you wish. And I’ve also become aware that I have become a facebook geek, it is shameful! If I come on the computer its like I must go on facebook, it has become very addictive, maybe I should look for some help.
I’ve just noticed, Taylor Swift is quite country, well her music is, has anyone else noticed that? Anyway, wish that I make a full recovery and I’ll keep you up to date on anything new.

Cough, cough!

So this is what it comes down to, me doing a late night blog. Maybe my next blog should be a naked blog. God! Tonight everything is so utterly boring, I’m bored of eating, I’m bored of watching TV, and now I’m bored because no one interesting is online and I have no one to talk to. I never thought to myself how much fun school is compared to this, a snotty nose and me practically hallucinating because of how may pills I’ve been taking because I’m pretty much dieing.
Oh by the way if your wondering what I’m suffering from its glandular fever! Trust me it is not nice and apparently last quite a wile… I’m falling apart at the tender age of 16! This is not a good thing. Anyway, today I’ve noticed people are stupid, everyone kept asking me if I was ok… WELL NO OBVIOUSLY NOT, I’M FRICKING ILL!!


Oh great I’m bored of writing this blog now.

Special request.

For some unknown reason I’m writing a blog for my dear demented friend Ellie. She wanted me to write one because she is obviously a strange stalker who is probably a man with a hairy back. Anyway, just for her I’m writing this and I feel like absolute shit. I have been sleeping most of today, and I can’t smell anything. I feel absolutely awful.
I’m not actually sure what to talk about. Oh earlier I watched Austin powers goldmember, and I’ve realised, when your dosed up on drugs (prescribed not illegal) like I am today the film becomes a lot funnier. To be honest I feel really ill, my head is killing and I’m so drowsy because of all the drugs I’m taking… Put it this way, I hope tomorrow at the doctors will help, because otherwise I’m just going to go to bed and never wake up if I don’t get any better.

Exams, Eccentric lifestyle, and me.

Well would you look at that, I’m back writing blogs. Well in the past week it has been eventful, I’ve been to the cinema to many times in my point of view, been spending to long on facebook, I’ve been out so much that I wasn’t even with my mother on mothers day, for that I feel a tad guilty. So life has been extremely eventful.
School hasn’t changed, the only thing now is that we are all running round like headless chickens trying to get coursework finished and being prepared for exams, if this carries on I will have no life! I think my year in school leaves things to the last minute.
To be honest, I’m exhausted! I don’t think I can handle anymore going out spending money, and doing exams and teachers yelling at you! I CAN’T HANDLE IT!
I need a saviour, maybe someone could give me superman’s number and I will put it on speed dial every time I need him to do my work or to drop me off at the shopping centre… oh life would be so much simpler if we all had a superhero on speed dial handy.

Cake, i want?

I don't know what the title is about, so don’t ask. Maybe it’s the fact that I really want some cake, but I don’t because I will probably see it a second time after devouring it.
I’m still quite ill witch isn’t good to be honest, and all that seems to be happening is that I’m getting worse.
1- I went to doctors after getting home from school like a week ago and I found out the virus I got, I’m allergic to.
2- I became swollen because I was allergic to the virus.
3- I took the tablets I had been given and started to feel a bit sick from them.
4- I find out I have a reaction to the tablets and have now got something else I would rather not discus.
So basically, my life for the past week has been absolute shit. I’m hungry but I keep sicken things up. I’m craving a knickerbokerglory but of course I will end up seeing it a second time not looking as good as it did the first, and probably smelling a bit funky as well.
Hopefully now when you look at this title you wont think to yourself, Oh my god, what a fat bitch. You will hopefully read the blog and feel a slightly bit sorry for me.

Primark.

Recently I’ve been shopping in primark, just like I always do, but I seem to be buying clothes out of the men’s section in primark. It started with a top I got from the men’s section that I loved, and ever since I’ve been splashing my cash on men’s wear.
I want to know, is this wired buying men’s clothes for myself. I mean they look nice on me, a bit bigger then normal but they look nice.
I’m going to find out if any other girls buy men’s clothing for there self, in any shop. And I also want to find out if this bothers men. Are women slowly taking away another thing from mankind?

Neglecting.

I seem to be neglecting my computer; its just sitting on my desk collecting dust, witch I don’t think is any good for it. By doing this I have also been neglecting facebook, myspace, blogtv, daily booth and my wonderful blog that I said I would update everyday but haven’t. There are reasons I’ve been doing this, I’m ill and also I really can’t be bothered, so Catharine Tate but I utterly don’t care. Anyway, its nice and sunny today that makes a change, but its still really cold, my window is open and I can see my breath in my bedroom, I think I may decide to close it in a wile because I may end up with pneumonia. All in all this week has been utter shit to be honest, I’m ill, I’ve remembered why boys are such knobs, and I’m so utterly bored. Hope your week has been slightly better.

Mega illness.

I feel like poop. Everyone has probably caught it off me, it’s almost as bad as an STD. Apart from the fact it isn’t a STD it is a cold and it’s making me miserable.
Today didn’t help, two exams and a performing arts lesson I needed to act like a right knob head in, stupid chicken noises. Oh, I just realised I said two exams if you add them all up its four total exams, no wonder I fail at maths. Basically today I have felt rubbish, and now I’m mega tired and need rest, but of course my body clock is out of wack, or has run out of batteries. I think what I am basically resulting in is non stop babbling of words that don’t really tend to turn out to English, mega tiredness from lack of rest, and also hunger because I can’t eat because I feel like shit, so all in all its kind of eventful.

Dude im awesome.

I'm in school again and I know I shouldn't be on here but what can I say, I’m a little rebel lols. I'm in a maths lesson, can you blame me for being on here now lulz. Anyway, I’m sitting next to my friend and I just scared her. She's decided to be a little nerd and get on with the work. It’s more like primary school work because we’re playing games, but she is still struggling!

This lesson is so boring I’m going to commit suicide, or pesticide, or genocide, anything that may sound scary and may damage my health.
Updates, I've been going on blogtv again, and I seem to have many friends, and a few subscribers so thank you!!
I’ve just been interrupted Shocker! My friend is copying me now, she's decided to write a blog, how dare she.
Oh no! I need to leave now coz my teacher a asshole byes.

script.

I feel like my brain in going to implode. I've started writing a script that I’ve needed to do and its not going well. Most of it is just jibberish, and that’s not good. Plus this week is half term so that means a week with no school, when I realised that week had come I was happy because I could get my script done. How wrong I was. I’ve still been busy. I’ve been out non-stop. And now my brain has turned to mush.

Oooohh why!
These are the days when a clone of myself would be incredible helpful.

Peachy.

I apologise before I even start, I’m sorry I haven’t wrote in a wile. Good now that’s off my chest I can tell you what I’ve been doing.
I’ve got my interview for college and I’m so happy about that, also I have a workshop there as well, but I’m a bit stuck, I need and idea for a script and fast!!
I have to base it on the fact it already has a title and need 3 characters, and the worse part is it needs a twist.
So I’m a little stuck at the moment.
Um. What else have I done… well I have thinks to come, I have to go out today, and its my friends birthday soon and we going out for that, I’ll prob be going out somewhere else. Dear god I’m just so busy busy busy!

Quiz thing.

Username: katesdiary

Why did you pick it?: Because Rawritskate was taken.

Who did you first subscribe to?: Littleradge, because he makes me laugh.

Who did you most recently subscribe to?: randomprodinc

What does your last text message say?: ‘Once again I’m on a school bus that smells of whiz L wubu2?’

Do you have any goals?: yes. Do better in school, phone college, be awesome, just shit like that.

What was the last thing you bought?: Some nice blue shorts for £1. Awesome barging.

Describe the person who posted this using one line?: She’s a great singer and I follow her blogs. Omg I sound like I stalk her.

Are you excited about anything?: Omg when its summer and I can wear my powerful blue superhero shorts. Haha. Oh and prom.

Do you have a crush?: I’m not sure.

Have you ever been drunk?: yes, now I have to go to A.A meetings, I’m a drunk lulz.

Who was the first Youtuber you met in real life?: haha, no one yet. Wow that sucks big time.

Who was the last Youtuber you met in real life?: Can kind of answer this with the above answer.

Do you prefer day or night?: Night, more possibilities.

Are you a member of any collab channels?: Um. No but I was going to make one. But I’m just to darn lazy.

Do you have a secret account?: Um. I have a old one that I forgot my password from. Does that count.

Do you believe in God?: nope.

Which youtuber do you talk to the most?: No one, I’m a sad lonely stalker lady who follows midgets.

Which Youtuber do you think makes the best videos?: Probably, eddsworld because I love his animations, I’m such a child, and plus he’s friends are as weird as mine.

You may only subscribe to 5 channels and only watch their videos. who will they be?: ugh, nsgmusic coz I can’t live with out music, channel4 because that’s the only channel I watch on tv so I can’t live with that, eddsworld so I’m entertained. Oh fuck, I can’t think anymore.

Are you in a relationship?: Nosey barstard. No.

Would you date a smoker?: Yes, because I am one. So I can’t be hypercritical, think that’s the right word.

Where is your favourite place?: Anywhere busy, full of excitement, and some good looking boys to gawp at.

Are you a happy person?: Usally.

Would you kiss the person who posted this?: Um. Not really, or I shall be a bit of a freak.

What would you take to the desert island?: Water, music, make-up, food, a friend, and a boat.

Do you prefer sun or snow?: Omg snow, but only in winter, well that’s how it usually works.

Who did you last speak to on the phone? My bird, Nicola.

Who did you last text?: Nicola.

What are you doing tomorrow?: Sleeeeeeeping.

What is your favourite flavour of potato chips?: Prawn cocktail

What size are your feet?: 8, I’m such a clown.

What do you want?: Some bacon and cream soda right now. Mmm.

What do you need?: Cream soda.

What do you remember?: Cream soda.

What do you wish?: I wish I could go to Southend, I wish I could go shopping, I wish it would snow more, I wish I didn’t have a bent spine :(

Confess: You’re a knob.

It all melts away.

I’m depressed, all the snows melting and so is my snowman, he’s gone limp, it looks like he has a bad back, poor Eric.
There’s other reasons why I’m feeling so depressed, but the main reason is boredom. There’s nothing good on TV, I didn’t go to school because its so fucking cold out there, and I just had a big major tantrum with my computer because I was writing and it was writing backwards, so I think I have a spastic computer.
But now I’m calming down, I’m listening to ‘Madness’ and it makes me feel like a little kid when I used to stand in the living room and sing ‘baggy trousers.’

I’m sitting here wondering if we’re going to get snow again tomorrow, I hope we do, and then I can make an Eric-Etta, lol. I’m also getting angry at my keyboard, the ‘G’ button sometimes doesn’t work, and I seem to be making funny words.
Anyway, apart from that I must find something to do, or I may need to start planning my own death.

England is shit.

Welcome.

The snow has stopped, for now. I just wanted to write this and say about England and how they’re coping with the snow.

There shit.

No really they are.

A bit of snow and everything stops, it's crazy.

Well I’ve been making the most of it even if the NHS, Busses, Airports and schools aren’t.
I mean, why can't we all go build snowmen and have a massive snowball fight.


Any way I built a snowman today. I named him Eric. And I built him out of love, Sweat, and a lot of snow. Hopefully he will become famous and live out his dream of living in Hollywood and owning a tanning salon.

Lols sorry I’m feeling so random.

Goddamn snow day.

XD

Yay.
It’s a snow day today. How good is that! Yesterday it snowed non-stop. Now it’s the thickest snow I’ve ever seen in England.
I may end up getting the sleds out, or get my dog and launch snowballs at her.
No adult can ever understand what a snow day means to a child. But they were still like it when they were my age.

:)

Updates.

Hi again.
Hoped you liked me resent blog. (Flick book) it took me ages to take pictures of it.
Back to the point. I’ve made a few updates this week on the wonderful world of the Internet; also I will have updates to come.
(Interruption) Omg its snowing yay.
Yesterday I made a Blogtv, there are no videos on there yet but hopefully there will be.
My Twitter is being used a lot.
And hopefully this blog will have a new banner.

So keep an eye out for that. And when I do the new banner tell me if you like it.

Flick book.

I made this in a lesson.
it's only part of the flick book.
WATCH!

Adam west.

Me: is Adam west batman? :/

Ellie: Adam west is on family guy. I don’t fink he’s real

Me: I thought he was batman

Ellie: Christian Bale ... Batman

Me: no. The really old fat batman?

Ellie: Val Kilmer... Batman

Me: HA HE WAS BATMAN.
:) I just googled it

Ellie: lol is it?

Me: yeah in the series lol not the films Haha, you’re so stupid :)
I may have to blog this Haha, and you will be as famous as Adam west. Witch seems to be not very lol.

Lulz.

Have you ever actually wondered why old people and computers are worse enemies?

I have.

Wile talking to my Grandad on msn. I have realised.
Technology seems to be overlapping the older generation.
It has taken my Grandad 10 minuets to type back a simple answer to a question.

Me: I’m fine, how are you? (17:29)
…
G-dad: Yes we’re fine thanks. (17:39)

This has made me think. Maybe old people should stick to sitting on street benches giving young people, the look. The look that says, I’m older then you, yet I still need my nappy changing.

Global warming.

I just had an amazing brain wave. Doesn’t happen very often but still its good for my brain capacity.

Global warming is saved!
One word.

Tardis.

You never see Dr who stop for petrol or diesel.
Plus you never see smoke come out of any holes.
So it must be electric.
So this helps global warming.
Dr who saves the earth once again!

Creativity

For some reason I feel rather creative today. And for some unknown reason I’m craving many things, mostly cream soda and ice cream, I’m drinking cream soda, but it’s not the same with out ice cream. Also yesterday I was craving pokemon!
I love it, I started watching the film but I got really tired and I gave up, I’m a failure!

Lets talk about something worth wile. Tonight is the night of the brand new series of skins. I am so utterly excited. I can’t wait. Some people seem to say that it’s not going to be the same because it doesn’t have the original people in it. I say TO HELL with that idea. Of course it’s going to be good, have you seen some of the people who write it and direct it. Anyway, if your not sure what to watch tonight you must watch skins. If not. I’ll eat your babies.

Yay!

Spot Spot horror!

Um.
Guess what?
I feel like absolute shit, plus I look like shit.
I look like Frankenstein monster’s baby he had with the lock ness monster.
It’s not the greatest style I’ve ever chosen.
I think its because I’m run down. I need rest. I need SLEEP!
Well I don’t see how I need sleep, I get too much of it, I sleep at night, I sleep in school, I sleep when I get in.
If aliens abducted everyone on the face of the earth I wouldn’t know because I would sleep through the whole thing.

Anyways, I’m talking crap now.
I’ll give you the short story.
Done my essay.
Feel so ill.
Got a big spot on my face, it looks alive and it’s plotting against me.
Bored as hell.
And I’m writing absolute crud!

Ta-rah.

Movie, Review?

I am a massive fan of old horror movies. They always seem to have the best plots and scenes, I mean these ones that have came out lately are good but, have you noticed they seem to be making remakes of old horror films other then making brand new ones. This just utterly makes me tingle all over with excitement.
However, lately I’ve been watching a New Zealand horror movie called Braindead (A.K.A dead alive) and it’s absolutely awesome.
It reminds me of Evil Dead but a lot funnier. I suggest if you enjoy horror films and cheep effects other then these special effects now a days, then I suggest you watch it.
Also let me know what you think of it, even if you watch the preview I don’t care, just check it out!

Dr who is he ?

Have you ever wondered why Dr who is so utterly Awesome. sorry but I had to tell you all, its just one of my most favourite TV programs, I mean it was like one of the cheapest when it was about in the old days and now everyone can't get enough of it.
My bedroom has a few pictures of dr who about lol...
Anyway, I really wanted to know something. What do you all think about the new 11th dr who, who's up next in line.
He look slightly, umm what’s the word, Caveman-ish in my opinion.
All I can say is I hope his acting skills are better then he looks, or at least his assistant is better.
But what I wanted to know was what you think about it.
What do you think of him? Or how the new series will be?
Will he ever be better then Mr. David Tennant.

My plan to dominate the world.

Right now I could eat pie. (Lol) Don’t see how that relevant but still I could!
I would eat it because I’m so annoyed. Today some teachers wanted some of us to stay behind at school, only to revise for maths, but I revise for maths quite a lot anyway!! Grr. It just annoys me so much; they just expected me to stay behind without letting my parents know. For all my mum could of known, I could have got abducted or eaten or been turned into a frog or something (lols dramatic)! Hopefully you’re getting my point here, I will stay next week, but with someone knowing.

Any who, today I’ve found an epic and exciting way to take over this world (muhahahaha). I shall let you know of my awesome plan. It involves radioactive and very large ducks combined with chickens (duckins).
Haha only joking, I got a bit uncontrollable in one of my lessons and decided to take over the world, however, my plan was a failure.
I’ll have to find another way to take over planet earth, or I might try something smaller like taking over a corner shop.
I think I’ve given away too much of my plan.
I do hope you wonderful people out in the Internet aren’t as freaky and strange as I am, or are you? Well at least I admit I am, well that’s the first step for a cure.

A fun time equals hangover-ness.

I know I haven’t written a blog for a couple of days but that’s because it has just been epic. I invited my friend round for the day and then it ended up that she stayed round (borrowing my pj’s lol). We were both a couple of drunkards by the end of the night and I took some very flattering pictures of my friend being sick with her head in my not so very attractive toilet (rofl).
Anyway apart from the drinking and my hangover I have now I’ve got so much work to do, well when I say so much work I think the point is I’m just to damn lazy to be bothered to write a essay. My essay is about food technology and it was going to be a 500 word-interesting essay but when I do it tonight its going to just be gibberish.

Anyway, yesterday was great, it ended up snowing so it was extremely cold and I was worried my friend would end up in an accident on the road because of all the ice. She managed to get here safely though.
(Haha) I went down the shop to get munch with just 5p’s and 10p’s and my total price of munch was £5.99 and in change I had £6.00. Now you can probably imagine all the coins I counted out, it was extremely embarrassing.

Anyways I’m talking shit now, I hope you had a good weekend, mine was good but ended up me feeling like crud and sleeping until 2 in the afternoon lols.
OK I’m just going to leave now I’m shit writing a blog when hung over.
(Me trying to comfort my friend)

Intense boredom

Hola.
Today has not been a dramatic day at all. All I’ve done is wake up (didn’t want to) get dressed, go school, do a bit of work and talk to some fat grey haired man about stuff.
Then I got home, had and ice cream and now I thought I would share my utter boredom with you.
I can’t even go out; if you live in the Essex area all you can see when you step outside is the end of you nose! It’s so foggy out there!
Omg. I think I’m ranting. Is that a good thing?
Anyway. On with life.

Just some good things to note, I seem to be getting a few people looking at my awesome blog. (So that’s a good thing)
It makes me happy now people are noticing it, however, when you come on here you don’t know whom the bloody hell I am. All you see is my blog name and sometimes a picture of me. So I thought just for you people who want to/read my blog you can get to know me.
- My full name is Katie Elizabeth Randall and as I said earlier I live some were round Essex, so unfortunately that makes me an Essex girl, but I’m not the stereotype typical ‘Essex girl’ lol. (Thank god)
- I live with my mum and dad in our own house that had a big garden, so that’s great for the summer, also I have a pool. Your probably thinking right now, ‘omg she’s a posh rich bitch’ lol. Well I am not posh and I am defiantly not rich, how much I would love to be lol. The reason we have a pool is because me dad is amazing and awesome at fixing and making things, and because of that, so am I!
- I am sixteen years of age, but still not old enough to be in college, I’m only in secondary and it’s my last year. WITCH IS EASY!
- My appearance does change a lot. And I mean LOTS. At the moment though my hair is a short length, about down to my shoulders, and I have a side fringe that is getting in my way a lot lately. My hair changes a lot because my mum is a hairdresser so I get it all done for free and its great. I’m 5ft 8 and half inches, so I’m quite tall. I have blue eyes and I have big feet ;). (Kinky stuff)

I think that’s enough you need to know all about me, Oh, apart from I’m addicted to cream soda… today I wanted it so bad I was having withdrawal symptoms rofl. Anyway, I hope your day was better then mine and I hope you don’t drag on about yourself as much as I do lols.

Skanky, Suckish School.

They say school is the easiest time.
it really isn't. I'm in class at the moment and my teacher is a failure at trying to keep everyone normal and sane. also some idiot has changed the keypad buttons and managed to pull the 'C, N, T' button off, it spelt the horrid word 'cunt' on it (i'll post a picture when i get home). i found it funny at first, now i'm not to sure were the buttons are, i've wrote many words wrong lol. thank god for spell check.
I tell you now some people need to learn the word respect.
haha someones asking to go for a wee right now and i laughed at him.
it will make my day if he pee's him self.
now there all talking about crime watch... what gangsters lol. My nan finds that boring.
anyways.
i better go before i get caught writing this in class lols.


(here's the pic of the keybord that i was typeing on)

New year, New weather and my Epic style.

Oh em gee!
The weather is chilly.. in fact may even be freezing! Also, Yay new year! 2009, i keep getting it wrong and saying 2008. silly me.
My new years was great if you are wondering, ended up round someones house getting drunk and then went out at midnight and was banging saucepans. if your wondering why its because my family's weird ha ha.
Any way, moving swiftly on. thought i would share with you my odd style for winter and the cold that lurks outside.
Someone told me that the more thin layers of clothes you have on the warmer i'll get, so i took their advice and i seem to look like a total spack-o with 2 pairs of tights on, knee high socks on that are pink and gray, shorts and jeans! and that's just the bottom half! I feel like a walking talking primark!
I've got to admit. wearing thin layers does keep you warm, but just not warm enough.
Take my advise for the next couple of days wile it snowing and cold.
Go school/work and wrap up warm.
when you come home make a hot water bottle turn the heater on and put a jumper and socks and slippers on and just sit in the warmest room.
you may look like a syco Eskimo but its worth it.

xD