Today I woke up and felt like death, guess that’s not a good thing waking up like that. So I didn’t go into school today.
I bet your sitting there thinking ‘Cor blimey! She’s always ill ain’t she’ however you might not talk like you work on a market stall in the middle of London, or if indeed you say Cor blimey. Anyways, I’ve got these horrible headaches and stomach pains, oh and not to mention a cold sore the size or my rear end at the side of my mouth. I’m not happy at all.
But I was looking at ways to get rid of cold sores. And there was some strange ways of getting rid of it;
One of them was urine, I mean who’s really wants to put piss on your lip, it said it was a effective way of speeding up the healing process but I think I would rather have this for a few weeks the have the taste of piss in my mouth.
Another way it said was to put salt on the effected area, ARE YOU CRAZY! That would sting like a bitch. So that’s another one out the question.
Oh this one was my favourite, Tea bags. Putting a tea bag on your cold sore helps it apparently, What a bunch of ball, I bet the only thing it does is make you look like a idiot. And could you imagine the conversations you would have; what have you done today Kate? Ooh well I got tea bagged… Me think no for the tea bag solution.
I don’t know what to do, I don’t really want this for the next 14 days, Maybe I might move to Mexico, if everyone got swine flu they are bound to look worse then me.
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Cold soars are caused by the Herpes virus, so it could be worse!
Zovirax is about the only thing. My dad used to use cheap aftershave, but that didn't relly help, just made him smell like cheap aftershave.
Teabags are very good if your eyes go manky.
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