Today I woke up and felt like death, guess that’s not a good thing waking up like that. So I didn’t go into school today.
I bet your sitting there thinking ‘Cor blimey! She’s always ill ain’t she’ however you might not talk like you work on a market stall in the middle of London, or if indeed you say Cor blimey. Anyways, I’ve got these horrible headaches and stomach pains, oh and not to mention a cold sore the size or my rear end at the side of my mouth. I’m not happy at all.
But I was looking at ways to get rid of cold sores. And there was some strange ways of getting rid of it;
One of them was urine, I mean who’s really wants to put piss on your lip, it said it was a effective way of speeding up the healing process but I think I would rather have this for a few weeks the have the taste of piss in my mouth.
Another way it said was to put salt on the effected area, ARE YOU CRAZY! That would sting like a bitch. So that’s another one out the question.
Oh this one was my favourite, Tea bags. Putting a tea bag on your cold sore helps it apparently, What a bunch of ball, I bet the only thing it does is make you look like a idiot. And could you imagine the conversations you would have; what have you done today Kate? Ooh well I got tea bagged… Me think no for the tea bag solution.
I don’t know what to do, I don’t really want this for the next 14 days, Maybe I might move to Mexico, if everyone got swine flu they are bound to look worse then me.