I just had an amazing brain wave. Doesn’t happen very often but still its good for my brain capacity.
Global warming is saved!
One word.
Tardis.
You never see Dr who stop for petrol or diesel.
Plus you never see smoke come out of any holes.
So it must be electric.
So this helps global warming.
Dr who saves the earth once again!
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Friday, 23 January 2009
Monday, 19 January 2009
Spot Spot horror!
Um.
Guess what?
I feel like absolute shit, plus I look like shit.
I look like Frankenstein monster’s baby he had with the lock ness monster.
It’s not the greatest style I’ve ever chosen.
I think its because I’m run down. I need rest. I need SLEEP!
Well I don’t see how I need sleep, I get too much of it, I sleep at night, I sleep in school, I sleep when I get in.
If aliens abducted everyone on the face of the earth I wouldn’t know because I would sleep through the whole thing.
Anyways, I’m talking crap now.
I’ll give you the short story.
Done my essay.
Feel so ill.
Got a big spot on my face, it looks alive and it’s plotting against me.
Bored as hell.
And I’m writing absolute crud!
Ta-rah.
Guess what?
I feel like absolute shit, plus I look like shit.
I look like Frankenstein monster’s baby he had with the lock ness monster.
It’s not the greatest style I’ve ever chosen.
I think its because I’m run down. I need rest. I need SLEEP!
Well I don’t see how I need sleep, I get too much of it, I sleep at night, I sleep in school, I sleep when I get in.
If aliens abducted everyone on the face of the earth I wouldn’t know because I would sleep through the whole thing.
Anyways, I’m talking crap now.
I’ll give you the short story.
Done my essay.
Feel so ill.
Got a big spot on my face, it looks alive and it’s plotting against me.
Bored as hell.
And I’m writing absolute crud!
Ta-rah.
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
My plan to dominate the world.
Right now I could eat pie. (Lol) Don’t see how that relevant but still I could!
I would eat it because I’m so annoyed. Today some teachers wanted some of us to stay behind at school, only to revise for maths, but I revise for maths quite a lot anyway!! Grr. It just annoys me so much; they just expected me to stay behind without letting my parents know. For all my mum could of known, I could have got abducted or eaten or been turned into a frog or something (lols dramatic)! Hopefully you’re getting my point here, I will stay next week, but with someone knowing.
Any who, today I’ve found an epic and exciting way to take over this world (muhahahaha). I shall let you know of my awesome plan. It involves radioactive and very large ducks combined with chickens (duckins).
Haha only joking, I got a bit uncontrollable in one of my lessons and decided to take over the world, however, my plan was a failure.
I’ll have to find another way to take over planet earth, or I might try something smaller like taking over a corner shop.
I think I’ve given away too much of my plan.
I do hope you wonderful people out in the Internet aren’t as freaky and strange as I am, or are you? Well at least I admit I am, well that’s the first step for a cure.
I would eat it because I’m so annoyed. Today some teachers wanted some of us to stay behind at school, only to revise for maths, but I revise for maths quite a lot anyway!! Grr. It just annoys me so much; they just expected me to stay behind without letting my parents know. For all my mum could of known, I could have got abducted or eaten or been turned into a frog or something (lols dramatic)! Hopefully you’re getting my point here, I will stay next week, but with someone knowing.
Any who, today I’ve found an epic and exciting way to take over this world (muhahahaha). I shall let you know of my awesome plan. It involves radioactive and very large ducks combined with chickens (duckins).
Haha only joking, I got a bit uncontrollable in one of my lessons and decided to take over the world, however, my plan was a failure.
I’ll have to find another way to take over planet earth, or I might try something smaller like taking over a corner shop.
I think I’ve given away too much of my plan.
I do hope you wonderful people out in the Internet aren’t as freaky and strange as I am, or are you? Well at least I admit I am, well that’s the first step for a cure.
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